"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
apparently the secret to your success is patron
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
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just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
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Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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