I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
zippers are such a cool invention
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
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well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
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What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Randomize