you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
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just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
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I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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