Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
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It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
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Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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