it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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