just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
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Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
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Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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