He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
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ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
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Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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