i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
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she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
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i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
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