Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
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Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
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todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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