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so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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