He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
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Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
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You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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