oh god the rape fog is back!
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
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You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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