i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I'm passing your future prison.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
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So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
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Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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