i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
whose ass print is on the piano?
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They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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