He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
This baby is an asshole
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I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
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