I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
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I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
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i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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