Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
he thought i was a dude.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
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I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
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You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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