fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
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They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
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We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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