Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
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Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
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I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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