Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
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I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
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Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
A+ Viking dick
You almost got us killed.
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