He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
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I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
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This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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