billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
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The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
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I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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