I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
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I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
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I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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