I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
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Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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