we made out on top of his cat.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
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My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
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shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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