there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
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Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
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We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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