oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
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He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
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Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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