When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
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Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
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He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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