I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
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There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
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My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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