like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
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I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
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Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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