is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
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i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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