this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
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I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
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