just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
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i robbed the continental breakfast last night
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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