I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
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maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
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I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
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