Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
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dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
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Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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