I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
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we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
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If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Sext me about skeletons
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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