Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
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all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
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I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
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So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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