so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
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1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
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We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
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Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
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