shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
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Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
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It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
that may or may not have been my penis.
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