oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
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and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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