it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
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Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
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we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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