i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
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the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
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We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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