I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
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I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
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Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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