I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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