Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
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You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
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There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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