she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
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The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
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i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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