whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
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I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
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I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
My life is pants optional.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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