Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
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It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
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Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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