i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
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I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
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Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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