At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
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Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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